“I’m pre-partying. For the inauguration.”
“I’m pre-partying. For the inauguration.”
“I don’t drink and drive because I don’t want to accidentally kill someone. If I kill someone, it’s going to be on purpose.”
“I know Surfside has good pizza because I saw it on my credit card bill once.”
“Fuck hummus gyros. If it’s not full of dead baby sheep, I don’t want it.”