So apparently one of the common symptoms of SARDS is incontinence.
Wednesday wet the bed for the second time this week about an hour ago (approximately 4:30 a.m. MST). I immediately woke up and threw the sheets and comforter in the washer.. Came back to see what time it was. Hrm, no phone. Oh, because it was at the bottom of the washer with the bedsheets. Obviously.