Annie Maggard

This is Elliott’s DON’T MIND ME, JUST FUCKED UP YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE BECAUSE THIS RUBBERBAND IT MUST BE DESTROYED pose.

Alton Brown's Pan-Seared Ribeye

Attempting cast iron skillet steak tonight. Should I be concerned that the top comment on this recipe reads, “Havs dons this trea timse now ands cumbs ins taste my engine purfects at times every day and wood s do thisis form new on of cause transmission tasteses awfooly goods thankyous”? 

“Stakes.”

Beautiful video of Red Mountain Pass, one of the most awesome places in Colorado… although you can’t really tell here that much of the awe comes from several-thousand-foot drop-offs all along the road (this video illustrates that a little better).

\Song of the Day\ Baths - Maximalist

Every Funny Headline Involving the Word 'Santorum'

This will be my only commentary on the Iowa caucuses. 

I’ve worked forty hours since Friday and I’m still only halfway through this six-shift weekend, but I couldn’t be happier to start the new year with two jobs I love.

• Wife: What's sweet potato gravy?
• Husband: It's gravy made from sweet potatoes.
• Wife: What's a sweet potato?
• Husband: It's an orange potato.